That's so Chad & Justin

getting away with it

city moose

f i r e

holly wouldn't but her sister would

I cannot believe that this would be in a movie marketed for children. Scooby Doo doing Whip-its.

Its completely inappropriate. Like Sarah Michelle Gellar Prinze Junior running around in club wear with her ass & titties hanging out wearing stripper fuck me boots. I am truly disgusted at Hollywood. I'd type more but I have to go, Real Chance of Love 2 is on, and then I'm watching Entourage.

babe in a pit

all business

museum of creation

my cousin's wife went to kentucky this weekend. she facebooked that she was stopping at the museum of creation. this is a place where it is shown that dinosaurs and people shared the earth at the same time. they even have a display where dinosaurs are shown on noah's ark. i heard recently that over 60% of americans actually believe that the noah's ark/flood/rainbow story actually, literally happened. i feel really sorry for my cousin's wife. and my cousin. of course, often i am miserable, and i believe they are really happy much of the time. i almost want to start talking shit this fall at the thanksgiving table. i am actually surprised i get invited for thanksgiving. i am the killer dolphin of the family. a family of sheep.

that rug really tied the room together

and as i squinted
the world seemed rose tinted
and angels appeared to descend
to my surprise
with half closed eyes
things looked even better than when they were open

At The Copa

end of the rainbow

I found the end of the rainbow tonight...













...there was no pot of gold.

just got back from a road trip

Gabriel

This is Gabriel. He lost a lot of weight. By switching to healthy foods, fruits, veggies, grass fed beef. Apparently, the body needs nutrients and when it doesn't get them...it makes you eat more. This doesn't explain some people, who are skinny fucks but eat Duly's and Tubby's and quit smoking and still stay skinny.

Life of a Promoter

HOSPITALITY RIDER

a) Catering / Buyout $15 person for 14 people (9 band members, 5 crew): Total of $210 buyout

b) FORTY EIGHT (48) bottles of Bottled Water

c) ONE (1) CASE of beer

d) ONE (1) LOAF white Bread (not wheat)

e) ONE (1) package Tofurkey Tofu Turkey Slices

f) TWO (2) packages Turkey Slices –

g) TWO (2) 4-packs of energy drinks (Red Bull, Monster or Amp)

h) ONE (1) Large Plastic Roll to protect floor from liquid latex

Sugar

66. My sugar has never tested so low. Some apple juice and chocolate
and the shakes are gone.

This is a sign that the lifestyle changes I have been making are
producing measurable results.

Another sign is my belt. I either need to get a smaller one or cut a
new notch.

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Portrait of an Achiever

Failed in business-Bankruptcy, 1831

Defeated for legislature, 1832

Failed in business again-Bankruptcy, 1834
Sweetheart, Fiancé Dies, 1835
Nervous Breakdown, 1836
Defeated in Election, 1836
Defeated for Congress, 1843
Defeated again for U.S. Congress, 1846
Defeated again for U.S. Congress, 1848
Defeated for U.S. Senate, 1855
Defeated for Vice President, 1856
Defeated again for U.S. Senate, 1858
Elected President of the U.S.A. , 1860

"You cannot fail unless you quit." - Abraham Lincoln

Random Culled Images

Dancing Days

Resistance

One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never! ~ Winston Churchill

There Oughtta be a Law

You're Fired.

I fired my therapist. I rehired him as my business coach / consultant. He said most of what we talk about is about money or people I do business with so it makes sense. I will confirm it with my accountant on Monday when she's back in the office.

Public Television

Got a message from JB today. He couldn't get back to me last week because he was "shooting for Public Television, they are doing a show about" his company, UDW. Jealousy, a bit. Anger, indeed. Motivation, yep. There are ways to make a resentment a positive thing.

Sales apathy

I am becoming increasingly annoyed at my sales staff's inability to close a deal, or even produce any decent leads for me to close. I wonder if I would be better off doing it all by myself. Its amazing how much not doing deals and being short stacked can influence the way I feel.