all business

museum of creation

my cousin's wife went to kentucky this weekend. she facebooked that she was stopping at the museum of creation. this is a place where it is shown that dinosaurs and people shared the earth at the same time. they even have a display where dinosaurs are shown on noah's ark. i heard recently that over 60% of americans actually believe that the noah's ark/flood/rainbow story actually, literally happened. i feel really sorry for my cousin's wife. and my cousin. of course, often i am miserable, and i believe they are really happy much of the time. i almost want to start talking shit this fall at the thanksgiving table. i am actually surprised i get invited for thanksgiving. i am the killer dolphin of the family. a family of sheep.

that rug really tied the room together

and as i squinted
the world seemed rose tinted
and angels appeared to descend
to my surprise
with half closed eyes
things looked even better than when they were open

At The Copa

end of the rainbow

I found the end of the rainbow tonight...













...there was no pot of gold.

just got back from a road trip

Gabriel

This is Gabriel. He lost a lot of weight. By switching to healthy foods, fruits, veggies, grass fed beef. Apparently, the body needs nutrients and when it doesn't get them...it makes you eat more. This doesn't explain some people, who are skinny fucks but eat Duly's and Tubby's and quit smoking and still stay skinny.

Life of a Promoter

HOSPITALITY RIDER

a) Catering / Buyout $15 person for 14 people (9 band members, 5 crew): Total of $210 buyout

b) FORTY EIGHT (48) bottles of Bottled Water

c) ONE (1) CASE of beer

d) ONE (1) LOAF white Bread (not wheat)

e) ONE (1) package Tofurkey Tofu Turkey Slices

f) TWO (2) packages Turkey Slices –

g) TWO (2) 4-packs of energy drinks (Red Bull, Monster or Amp)

h) ONE (1) Large Plastic Roll to protect floor from liquid latex

Sugar

66. My sugar has never tested so low. Some apple juice and chocolate
and the shakes are gone.

This is a sign that the lifestyle changes I have been making are
producing measurable results.

Another sign is my belt. I either need to get a smaller one or cut a
new notch.

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Portrait of an Achiever

Failed in business-Bankruptcy, 1831

Defeated for legislature, 1832

Failed in business again-Bankruptcy, 1834
Sweetheart, Fiancé Dies, 1835
Nervous Breakdown, 1836
Defeated in Election, 1836
Defeated for Congress, 1843
Defeated again for U.S. Congress, 1846
Defeated again for U.S. Congress, 1848
Defeated for U.S. Senate, 1855
Defeated for Vice President, 1856
Defeated again for U.S. Senate, 1858
Elected President of the U.S.A. , 1860

"You cannot fail unless you quit." - Abraham Lincoln